Chopper Toshack 6:04 Thu Apr 2
Fan's Forum featuring Can't Control
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Could be hilarious.
"Carlton, when does your boot sponsorship by Toblerone expire?"
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Mr Kenzo
6:06 Thu Apr 2
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How did you feel when your teammates played on despite being on the ground for a minute or two recently ?
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Terrywait
11:18 Thu Apr 2
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Hopefully funnier than you two.....
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Ernest Faulkner
11:27 Thu Apr 2
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I would ask three things..
1) how did it feel to score at Wembley and then set up the winner to give my family the best football day out in years
2) why did you stop for 30 mins and take photos and sign autographs when most other players drove off during last year's summer holiday visit with my son.
3) can you explain why you still take pride in wearing the claret and blue and giving your best when asked to by several successive managers? I ask because apparently according to many you should say no thanks and walk away as you aren't as good as Ronaldo or Messi.
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Terrywait
11:47 Thu Apr 2
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Well said Ernst
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Terrywait
11:49 Thu Apr 2
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Give me a player who has pride, respect for the shirt, the club and it's fans all day long
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On The Ball
12:04 Fri Apr 3
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Ernest Faulkner 11:27 Thu Apr 2
And a little bit of faith in WH supporters is restored. Great post.
Oh, and the questions will be vetted to stop twats asking cunty questions.
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Iron Filings
12:48 Fri Apr 3
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Why on earth do the club arrange these things at such short notice? If I was more cynical I might even think they do it because they don't want anyone there. I wouldn't mind the forums are staged managed to within an inch of their life anyway
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David L
12:55 Fri Apr 3
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Listen to old Ernie there. Almost had me in tears.
My questions to him relevant to 2015 (not 2012):
1. Why can't you run?
2. You profess to love the club, and probably will say it again many times, but you couldn't wait to leave for WBA, and accused Allardyce of "wrecking your career" when the move broke down. Why did you lie about West Ham?
3. To what do you attribute your appalling lack of goals over a very long career?
4. How do you feel about stealing a living from the club?
5. You smile a lot on the pitch when things go wrong for you, like missing your 3rd one on one chance. Why do you do this? Is it because you're just so bloody unlucky? Or can you not believe how shit you really are?
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claretandbluedagger
12:55 Fri Apr 3
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I'd want to know how he refrained from punching the ref that day he was through on goal from a free kick, and just before he could score (which he did), the ref blew for half time.
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whufcroe
12:57 Fri Apr 3
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On The Ball 12:04 Fri Apr 3
These posters wouldn't have the minerals to say these things to the blokes face anyway.
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whufcroe
12:59 Fri Apr 3
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David L 12:55 Fri Apr 3
Go along and ask him then
Of course you wont
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David L
1:06 Fri Apr 3
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Why do you think the questions will be vetted? So no one asks the questions of this fraud that SHOULD be asked of him in 2015. It's not 2012 anymore. Oh, and by the way, he was utter shit throughout that season ( wasn't he supposed to score for fun in the CCC?), and his lack of goals the season before was a major reason, along with Grant, for us being relegated. You can have that for free, because it's fucking true.
I bet the lucky shit will even get a new contract allowing him to be eligible for a testimonial. Fuck me, what a crazy night THAT would be!
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whufcroe
1:09 Fri Apr 3
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David L 1:06 Fri Apr 3
Go along and the players mix with the fans afterwards and you can take your chance to air your views up close and personal when there is no vetting.
But of course you wont
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simon.s
1:10 Fri Apr 3
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We've had worse strikers than Cole over the years. We've had a lot better strikers than him too, but we've definitely had worse. Just saying.
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gph
1:53 Fri Apr 3
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I'm fairly sure we've had worse first choice strikers than our current fourth choice striker.
However, a combination of my shit memory and the years has ensured I can't remember them.
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simon.s
1:55 Fri Apr 3
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Titi for one.
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Far Cough
1:58 Fri Apr 3
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John Radford
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westhamlegend
2:58 Fri Apr 3
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David L is spot on. CFC is a fraud of a premier league footballer. He was poor for us in the CCC and, at this stage of his career, would be lucky to achieve a double figure goal tally in League One. It is quite unbelievable that he is still making appearances for us. But there is no real point in venting any frustration at CFC. He's barely got two brain cells and it's not really his fault that he's sh1t - better to focus on the fat fool who picks the team.
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ChesterRd
3:29 Fri Apr 3
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Carlton scored one of our best goals in recentish times up at Wigan plus instrumental in our play off win. Good player and one of the few I have any time for. He's been picked by several PL managers, they are not all wrong.
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whufcroe
3:31 Fri Apr 3
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"westhamlegend"
Maybe the more up its own arse user name ever to appear on WHO
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